Because I have used corporate computers.
Because I work in the technology industry.
Because I know too clever geeks who can leap tall firewalls in a single line of CheatWare.
"Oh! Nice work, pixel Granny! Undermine those corporate oppressors on wit your bad self!"
Because I volunteer at the Georgia Aquarium.
Because I have an imagination that's not fond of firewalls.
Because I'm a free thinker.
Because I know the difference between logging off and logging out.
Because having Admin privileges doesn't suck.
Because I blog.
These are the reasons why I so totally loved this StrongBad e-mail, from work. Be sure to watch it. From work.