26 June 2007

Pick Up Lines

From Partially Clips. This one *so* took me back to Sailor Boy from Tom Robbins' Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates.

From xkcd.

Randall *so* should have put the hover over text into the strip:
"That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's fucking do it and never look back."

Today's What Is Sexy bits (W.I.S.B.s):
- A man making his house a home.
- Coming on strong is sexy. Fading fast, not so much.

7 comments:

whitenoise said...

When I was about 25 and just starting my career, I liked to try this one:

"So, you know what a 747 is.... Well, I fly a seven-forty- eight


(It never worked.)

whitenoise said...

(and neither does my link...)

"seven-forty- eight "

whitenoise said...

eight? www.airinuit.com/img/hs748p.jpg

whitenoise said...

crap.

(Yer goin' home alone, aren't you?)

CheekierMeSly said...

Aw. Buck up, whitenoise. Persistance is also sexy.

Sheena said...

Most disgusting pick up line I ever heard was in university when I was walking down the stairs and he was walking up them.

Under his breath he uttered "I want to lick your thighs".

2 years later when we were engaged, I said that was the most disgusting opening line I ever heard. He acted clueless and then blushed and said "No No! I didn't say I want to lick your thighs, I said I'm in love with your eyes".

I am still unclear on the truth.

That was a long time ago.

whitenoise said...

Now that's funny! ;-_