Watch the full video here.
I've been remiss in keeping up with Strongbad. Good thing there's fark.com to keep me up to speed on the quickfast. Here's to you sucking just enough to stay interesting.
And for you metal heads: be careful that you don't get yerself gussied down and suckered into liking non-metal bands by attending Concerts! You might get perplexed and intriguéd.