29 November 2007

Inside Out

I put my pants on one leg at a time. I take them off two legs at a time. In the laundry bin, one pants leg is inside out. Always.

An investigation has been launched into this years-long phenomenon previously reported by the Swede. Other witnesses are asked to contact 1.800.DORKSRUS.

1 comment:

Sheena said...

The rare days that I wear socks they are inevitably heels-up when I look down at my feet.